For Sale: $65 Million Laguna Beach Home (Cheap!)

How much house will $65 million buy you in Laguna Beach?

How about one with an elevator that goes down to a closet?

One with a six-car garage, including a hydraulic lift?

Five European-imported fireplaces?

Italian Carrara marble countertops in the kitchen?

17,000 square feet of living space?

And more tchotchkes than one could possibly know what to do with? (A ping-pong room? Seriously?)

Unfortunately, this is not the new Laguna Beach Patch Intergalactic Headquarters, but instead, it's the home that the Orange County Register calls "by far the priciest single family house currently listed in Orange County" -- an Irvine Cove charmer at 2585 Riviera Drive.

Click the link above for the all-important details, as well as some interior photos that will really annoy you if you're heating up ramen on the hot plate in your cramped studio apartment.