See Ya, Laguna! How Would You Spend Your Last 24 Hours on Earth?

With the world ending tomorrow and all—no, wait, really, this time for sure!—we want to know what you'd do with your final minutes ...

With the worldwide apocalypse drawing nigh in a scant 24 hours—gee, thanks Mayans!—we at Laguna Beach Patch couldn't help wondering: How would you spend the last 24 hours of life in our fair town?

  • Would you grab a skateboard and speed down Temple Hills Drive, laws, drivers and police be damned?
  • Would you invite friends over to your place and booze it up till Earth's final seconds, regardless if your guests are under 21 and someone rats you out for violating the Social Host Ordinance?
  • Would you drop trou and relieve yourself in Aliso Creek, guilt-free? (Though with all the chemicals in the creek, Aliso may actually outlast an apocalypse, much like cockroaches and Cher ...)
  • Would you charge up a storm at X & Oh, our favorite high-class adult boutique, and go out with a metaphoric bang?

We want to hear from you—and RIGHT NOW, because time's literally a-wastin'! Give us a short tweet-length sentence or two on how you'd spend your last few hours in Laguna Beach. We'll give a special prize to the single most creative answer (unless, of course, there's no tomorrow).

Leave your answer in the comments section below—and make it quick!

Charles December 20, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Lots of sex, probably with women in the neighborhood and women at work or those every day run of the mill women I fantasize about but can't do anything about because the world isn't ending. If there was ever a time for swapping and swinging, it would be the last 24 hours of the earth's existence.
Rich Kane December 21, 2012 at 02:10 AM
But ... would you use protection?
Charles December 21, 2012 at 02:37 PM
No way. Using protection is the equivalent of eating a juicy steak just after you shot your mouth full of Novocaine.
Rich Kane December 21, 2012 at 07:21 PM
Charles, you have a way with wordplay ... more, more!


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