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Comedian Riffs on Whales

Jim Gaffigan offers an amusing take on the favorite sea creature of environmentalists.

Posted by OC Patch Staff, May 6, 2012 at 03:41 am

As a counterpoint to the recent news of whales getting tangled in fishing lines, how about a little whale humor?

Comedian Jim Gaffigan, whose popular observations cover everything from bacon to Catholicism, has a new bit on whale weight problems and predators.

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I don't think it was a mistake. The City is leading by example. Keeping sidewalks clean and…Read More unbroken from roots....there are LOTS of trees around. Its not there aren't. Besides, who's to say they won't later plant Olive trees or something that won't jack up the sidewalks and take away views!

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