Would Jesus crash here?
Famed Orange County tele-preacher Robert A. Schuller (whose white-haired same-named dad is even more famous, having built the Crystal Cathedral and all) and his wife, Donna, are offering up their plush Three Arch Bay home on Stonington Road in South Laguna for a cool $700 a night—or $5,000 a week—per couple, according to this listing on airbnb.com.
But you won't have the place all to yourself—sorry, party rockers, no keggers.
The catch is that it's part of a "spiritual retreat" the Schullers are offering. They'll be rooming in the four-bedroom, four-bathroom crib right there with you, offering "two hours of private counseling per day" as part of the package.
(Actually, they will let you have the keys to the place without the counseling, but those prices—for either three-, six- or nine-month stays—aren't listed, so you'll just have to "contact Donna and Robert for more information and booking," it says.)
Of course, browsing through the pics of the house is free, so we've posted a few in the box just above and right ...
Here's the listing info ...
Enjoy a private spiritual retreat with Rev. Dr. Robert A. Schuller and his wife, Donna. Until 2008 Robert was seen for 32 years on the internationally televised Hour Of Power church service. Robert is an ordained Christian minister and Donna is a certified nutrition coach.
Enjoy a 2-7 day retreat in their beautiful four bedroom, four bath 180' ocean view home located in a very unique, private gate-guarded beach community in Laguna Beach, California, USA.
Robert and Donna specialize in leadership training, marriage renewal, financial counseling, mentoring, friendship building, nutritional and exercise coaching.
Two hours of private counseling per day included. Ocean view private bedroom and bathroom for up to two couples: each couple enjoying their own private ocean view bed and bath. Delicious and healthy daily continental breakfast served.
Spend the rest of your days reading, journallng, praying, hiking, swimming, shell collecting and exploring one of the most beautiful beaches in the world!
When you are not retreating you can enjoy many world-class attractions and restaurants including art museums, gardens, amusement parks and more!!
$700 per night, per couple. $500 for a single.
Contact Donna and Robert for more information and booking.
Some interesting side notes: no smoking, no hot tub, no cable TV (?), no pool, and it's not handicapped-accessible. Just warning ...!